Complete Guide On How To Human: Zoo Johor Kita

I went to the zoo last Wednesday (20/4/2016) with my friends and it was

TREMENDOUS <3

I've only been to zoo about 3 times in my entire life (this trip is included haha).

I did go to Zoo Johor when I was little but I don't remember a thing ._. Pretty sad. Went to the Singapore Zoo and I didn't get a chance to discover everything ._. Again, pretty sad.

Worry not, I'm glad I went here again.

The ticket is said to be the CHEAPEST in the WORLD. Uuuu pretty exciting isn't it?

For an adult it would cost you RM2. RM1 for children.

RM2 = 0.51USD

hahahahahhaha

We were the first visitors who came :D yayyyy

Btw, it opens from 9am to 6pm everyday~

First of all, we were greeted with kawaii birds. It was on our right side, walking from the main entrance at the zoo.

This peacock is gigantic ._.

I was actually interested with the thing on its head. Haha, Googled it. The thing is called a head crest :D

I don't know what this was. I thought it was the peacock's baby. But well, peacock's babies are actually brown in colour. I'm wasn't really sure ._. Maybe this is was a teen peacock. Let's assume that, hahahahha.

There were tons of colours available. ~~Collect them all!~~

The tongue.

The birds didn't want us to leave. They tried to follow us as far as they could. But nope, they weren't flying.

Imagine the yellow bird that cling on the wall of the cage moving by using its claws and beak ._.

Yep that's what happened. And they're good at it. They moved quite fast. Hahahaha.

You bird, had changed my mind.

There were various types of monkey. I saw the world's smallest monkey. You can actually keep it in your pocket if you want. The monkey would definitely fit in it.

Ow, something interesting happened. While we were walking along the path, I saw a monkey swinging on the trees. And so I thought the monkey could actually leave its exhibit. Told my friend about it and she said, "Shhhhh". Haha.

While we were watching cassowary, again, I saw the monkey running towards a hut with his hands up in the air. It was hilarious.

The hut was over on our right. Maybe about 20 meter from us. I told my friends just so they would be aware of the monkey's presence. I think my action had grabbed the monkey's attention that it went towards us and pulled my friend's scarf and bag. It did nothing to me. The monkey was half my size. We walked away but it didn't follow us. We told one of the zookeepers about it. He said the monkey was tame, so that's why it was set free. The monkey was really cute. It looked like a sloth, hahahahaha.

Because of that incident, we didn't continue to walk on that track and decided to go back there after we explored all the other parts of the zoo first.

Is this a fox? ._. But it's definitely cute ._.

I think those tigers are humongous. They are a lotttttttttttttttt bigger than me ._.

Oh, I still remember back when I came here for the first time. There were cubs. Unfortunately, the cubs weren't there when I was here for my second visit. tsk tsk tsk T_T

They were waiting for food (probably).

Famished?

There was a male lion in the cage. It was ill so I guess that's why it wasn't allowed to mingle with the females :(

His roar sounded sad too :( I hope you'll get better soon, Mr. Lion :'(

There were cows too. But I didn't take any pictures of them though :v

Elephants weren't in their exhibit due to their spot's renovation. Probably they are still lepaking at Kuala Gandah :v

Enormous tapir :O

A friend of mine said the way it eats looked like a human's.

Uuuuuuu, the camel part was fun. We spent time over here a lot more than the other exibits.

When we were about to leave, a zookeeper came by and asked if we wanted to feed the camels.

"YES, PLEASE!" *insert excited intonation*

We were given a loaf of bread each :D but one of my friend gave me hers. Hehe.

After we finished feeding them, the zookeeper gave us more :3 tyvm ^^

He said the camels eat more than 1kg/day.

They're like cats XD They followed us to get food, hahahaha

At first, we ran faster than them but once they knew about out trick, they ran faster than us. Hhahahahaha

(the culprit ._.)

This was my best selfie with the camel after several attempts XD

I'd treasure this photo so much because I had to go through adversity to get this photo :v

I showed the camel a slice of bread so it would look at the camera, hehe.
Just after the photo was taken, the camel shoved my head hahahahhahaha. It didn't hurt. I just felt a slight bump on my head. My bad.
Its saliva smelled like flour ._. Yep it was adhered on my scarf.
Probably the camel was annoyed that I kept fooling him. But hey, I did give you extra bread :v

When we were here, a zookeeper was cleaning the cage. He offered us to have a closer look at the tortoises. Well, this literally means he let us into the area xD

I asked if he would let us lift them. He said yes. He even taught us the proper way to lift them.

I swear this not-so-big tortoise is quite heavy. Yep, don't judge a book by its cover. I wish I could lift it up a little bit higher but that's all I could do xD sorry baby, I couldn't make you soar up and feel the breeze, haha

Now I know why they're so slow :v

We were shocked when he said the tortoises could finish the pile of food in half of day. How come these 4 tortoises could do that. You guys are huge consumers. haha.
But the unvarnished truth is there are actually 36 + 6 + 2 tortoises in the cage :O
We only saw 4 of them at the very least.

We said the food was like salad. He said rojak petis hahaha.

That look. Haha. You should never put your finger near its mouth.

The zookeeper said the cut would be like the work of a razor knife. Stay safe guys.

and taadaaaaaaaaaaa, there was a bunch of them around there. Some even stayed in holes they made. Smart ass creatures, hahaha.

This chicken sounded like a woman with a high-pitched voice rapping 'terok terok terok' .

It's true that truth isn't always that pretty hahaha. It would come up to you if you whistle, which I couldn't.

Hehe, this is the continuation track from the monkey thingy that I mentioned before.

Sexy and bare-naked xD

Again. we were offered to feed the animals again :D

The zookeeper told us not to put the food by the side because those deer could take it away. Haha, things happen. The food was placed at the center but we didn't expect it could extend its neck that far. Didn't see that coming haha.

Nice. Would be a great pet. Nah jk.

This would be a great place for a wedding photo shoot, hahahahah.

I think its back was itchy xD

This reminds me of this:

Mission accomplished :v

There were a few activities here. Boat paddling was one of them.

We went for a 4 pax boat which only cost RM10. Time? Unlimited.

We actually had gone for 2 to 3 rounds and decided to stop. But these guys told us to keep playing. Hahaha "Bukan senang abang nak bagi korang main takde had masa ni"

You can take your stuff along but make sure not to drop anything in the lake xD

You can eat while you're on the ride too. We had keropok lekor while we were on it. Hehe.

The view was breathtaking.